Yuhhh, it's hammertime! AAAUUUUUUGHHHUHHUHHH AAAUUUUUUGHHHUHHUHHH AAAUUUUUUGHHHUHHUHHH AAAUUUUUUGHHHUHHUHHH AAAUUUUUUGHHHUHHUHHH (I fucked up so bad) AAAUUUUUUGHHHUHHUHHH (I fucked up so bad) AAAUUUUUUGHHHUHHUHHH (I fucked up so bad) AAAUUUUUUGHHHUHHUHHH (I fucked up so bad) Hey, it's-- that's my root beer! (I'm just as upset as you are, I don't wanna drink this!) Huh? (Where's my selt-zer, Dale?) I'll show you where the seltzer water went (Thank you!) when you show me where my root beer went! (I don't drink your root beer, Dale!) You're drinking it right now! (Because I-) Goin' with the flow! It is said If you can't groove to this then you probably are dead So wave your hands in the air Bust through the moves run your fingers through your hair This is it for a winner Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner Move slide your rump Just for a minute let's all do the bump Bump bump bump yeah Can't touch this Look man u can't touch this You'll probably get hyped boy 'cause you know you can't u can't touch this Ring the bell school's back in Break it down Stop! Hammertime! Work it harder Make it better Do it faster Makes us stronger More than ever Hour after Our work is Never over If I controlled Rewind, I would want... Fortnite... and Marques Brownlee. The boys are back in town The boys are back in town The boys are back in tooooooown The boys are back in town I walk alone No bridges left to burn No lovers left to say goodbye And so it goes No shoulder left upon which I can cry And yet I see you there

Hey hey! Ho ho! Chants in 5/4 time signatures have got to go! Hey hey! Ho ho! Chants in 5/4 time signatures have got to go! Head-On! Apply directly to the forehead! Head-On! Apply directly to the forehead! Head-On! Apply directly to the forehead! Head-On! Apply directly to the forehead! Head-On! Apply directly to the forehead! Hey, what're y'all protesting? (We are protesting jazz. The genre sucks and I hate it.) I don't get it, what's wrong with jazz? (There's just too... there's too many goddamn notes.)

Reefer madness, reefer madness Reefer madness, reefer madness Reefer madness, reefer madness Reefer madness, reefer madness It’s the Nutshack! (Yee, yee) It’s the Nutshack! (What he say?) It’s the Nutshack! (Oh, yes! Yeeeah) It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I'm in that shit!) It’s the Nutshack! (Don't forget ya boy Angel!) It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!) It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!) It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack…) It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!) It’s the Nutshack! (This beat's knockin'!) It’s the Nutshack! (Wow!) It’s the Nutshack! Phil’s from the 'Sco, Jack’s from the P.I Horatio or Horat so big-eyed! Tito Dick, “Dickman”, baby! He raised Phil and loves the ladies Jack’s cool, he's lazy, he’s still learnin’ Otherwise Cherry Pie, he's still a virgin Chita, meet the freak of the week-ah! Phil’s homegirl, got Jack wanna keep her But it’s not happenin’, neither! Shakin’ like a seizure Hold up, let me spark this, take a breather Breathe that reefer in my lungs I got grapes, what you watchin’, son? BASS A-dam Nee-ly's bass lessooooons bass lessons! A-dam Nee-ly's bass lessooooons bass lessons! A-dam Nee-ly's bass lessooooons bass lessons! A-dam Nee-ly's bass lessooooons bass lessons!

In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. He chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred, he found no peace, and with boiling blood, he scoured the umbral plains, seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. And those that tasted the bite of his sword named him SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I whip my hair back and forth! I whip my hair back and forth! I whip my hair back and forth! I whip my hair back and forth! Crawling in my skin These wounds, they will not heal Fear is how I fall Confusing what is real His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin' What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's chokin', how, everybody's jokin' now The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy? No He won't have it, he knows his whole back city's ropes It don't matter, he's dope, he knows that, but he's broke He's so stacked that he knows, when he goes back to his mobile home, that's when its Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him Creeper, oh man So we back in the mine, got our pickaxe swinging from side to side, Side, side to side This task a grueling one, hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night Diamonds tonight Heads up, you hear a sound, turn around and look up, total shock fills your body, Oh no it's you again, I could never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes, Eyes, eyes, eyes 'Cause baby tonight AHOY SPONGEBOB! I AM (Entombed in the cursed sarcophagus evermore in silent suffering.) ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH!

Bustin Bustin Bustin Bustin Bustin Bustin Bustin Bustin Bustin Bustin Bustin Bustin Bustin Bustin Bustin Bustin Bustin makes me feel good! feel good! feel good! feel good! feel good! feel good! feel good! feel good! feel good! feel good! feel good! feel good! feel good! feel good! feel good! feel good! feel good!

Sup this ya boy DJ Quet! Beast mode DJ esquire DJ! I'm gonna show you how you're supposed to beat them, man, know what I'm saying? I want you to try and pay attention, man, there ain't gonna be no push button DJ goin' on. No, there ain't gonna be no push button! Real DJ, I'm tellin' ya! You gonna have a good time from the beginning to- beginning of the clip to the end of the clip, I'm tellin ya man, now pay attention! There ain't gonna be none of this, man, it's gonna be, it ain't gonna be nothin' like this, man! Not like this! None of, no push button DJ, hold on, ain't gonna be nothing like this. So how excited are you to see your little baby? (So excited.) Oh, I need to tell you about my night last night. (Oh, tell me all about it!) So I'm hanging out in my apartment, I've got some candles lit, I'm feeling good, I've had a glass of wine... (Gotcha.) And down in the street I hear these two beautiful boys playing. They're skateboarding or doing flips or something. And one of them looks up at me and has the most beautiful face I've ever seen. Asian. (Beautiful.) And you know how I like a little Asian. Remember my date with Len? (Very well.) The point is, I say "woohoo boys!", and they sort of look. The one who isn't Asian is black. (Thi- this, you don't have to- this could be a colorblind story.) Nah, but I feel life with color. (Yeah, but, I'm just saying that it's like, there's a race problem in Hollywood right now.) And in America! A race-ISM problem. (I agree!) Well this story isn't racist, it's diverse. If everyone in it was white, then it would be racist, Caleb Gallo. (You know what? You're right. Go ahead.) So the boys come up to my apartment and I'm wearing a robe. I'm ONLY wearing a robe. And I say "why don't you come up in my boudoir and watch me do a monologue?" And they say "where's the bed?" And I say "this is the bed right here." And they say "can we sit on the bed?" And I say "sure, but these are expensive Japanese linen." And they say "but they're not even soft." And I say... "Sometimes... things that are expensive... are worse." (Wow.) So anyway- If I'm shinin', everybody gonna shine (yeah, I'm goals) I was born like this, don't even gotta try (now you know) I'm like chardonnay, get better over time (so you know) Heard you say I'm not the baddest, bitch, you lied This is the Crazy Frog! Bing bing Bem bem Bing bing Bem bem (Wow.) So anyway I sucked both their dicks. (Did you do the monologue?) I did an early work by the master.

I know how we are. We're swearing, we're upset, we're horny on main, I get it. OK? That's how we are. We're human beings. But here's the thing, right? Is, we're approaching E3 we're approaching E3 we're approaching E3 we're approaching E3 Wheels spinnin' on my way outta town, way outta town (yeah) They gon' look for me, look for me, I don't wanna be found (no) Spinners on me, hypnotize, going around-round-round They call me lost, maybe I'm lost, or maybe I'm finally found (yeah) Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita is all I need A little bit of Tina is what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica, here I am A little bit of you makes me your man Oh no. Alek, why? W-Why would you do that!? Mambo Number 5! Uh, nobody who is a Nazi sympathizer, don't, y'all don't get shoutouts. Uh, not in this household, so um... Yeah, guys, follow these rules if you want. Not really rules, just advice, you know, it's from me posting this, so, um... Yeah. You're welcome.

Hey, Twitter world, it's yours truly! Now, coming soon to Twitter, you'll get to read all my thoughts and opinions on just about everything. Now, there's a lot of fake O.J. accounts out there, so this one, @TheRealOJ32, is the only official one. So, this should be a lot of fun. I got a little gettin' even to do. I got a little gettin' even to do. I got a little gettin' even to do. I got a little gettin' even to do. Hra-tsa-tsa, ia ripi-dapi dilla barits tad dillan deh lando Aba rippadta parip parii ba ribi, ribi, ribiriz den teahlando La barillaz dillan deiallou ara va reve reve revydyv dyvjavuo Bariz dah l'llavz dei lando dabaoke dagae gadae due due dei ia do Here comes the money (here we go, money talk) Here comes the money Money money money money money money money money money Dolla dolla Dolla dolla Ching ching, bling bling, cut the chatter You ain't talking money, then your talking don't matter Ching ching, bling bling, pattin' pockets You make the dolla dolla, can't a damn soul stop it With the big boys coming with the big stuff I feel so clean like a money machine, oh yeah Big boys coming with the big trucks Feel so clean like a money machine, oh yeah Big boys coming with the big trucks Feel so clean like a money machine, oh yeah Big boys coming with the picture Feel so clean like a money machine, oh yeah (oh yeah) You started with a mere hello A boy is a gun (You just a black man in this world You just a barcode, ayy) No, don't shoot me down (You just a black man in this world Drivin' expensive foreigns, ayy) You started with a mere hello (You just a big dawg, yeah I kenneled him in the backyard No, probably ain't life to a dog For a big dog) A boy is a gun

Mornin'! 'Dya feel like some coffee? (What, are you just standing around handing out coffee to strangers at six a.m.?) I always have a cup for who gets here first. (YOU got here first.) Yes, but, I don't work here yet. (Then... why do you keep coming back?) When I was in the service, my dad, he sent me this book, and it was written by the guy who started this company, and every word in the book, I mean... I wanted to be that guy. And when I got back, I thought the best way to learn would be to work here. (You know, I wrote that book.) ...Yesss... I know that. Your picture's on the dust jacket. (You know, I used to have a Corolla. An 85.) ...Yesss... That's... in the book. [The Toyota Corolla is just the car to get you from A to B. When A is an intern, and B is the CEO.]

Can I have a peppermint? (You can have a peppermint) That's too hot for me Blegh! (Hey!) AGH! I don't like the peppermint (You don't like the peppermint) No! It's too spicy (Well why'd you ask me for a mint?) I don't know (When did the spiciness begin?) I don't know (Is it all because of me?) I don't know (Am I sleeping on the couch?) Yeah Now watch me whip (kill it!) Now watch me nae nae (okay!) Now watch me whip whip Watch me nae nae (want me do it?) Now watch me whip (kill it!) Watch me nae nae (okay!) Now watch me whip whip Watch me nae nae (can you do it?) Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría why cosa buena Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena Hey Macarena Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría cosa buena Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena Hey Macarena But don't you worry about my boyfriend He's a boy who's name is Victorino I don't want him Couldn't stand him He was no good so I Now come on, what was I supposed to do? He was out of town and his two friends were so fine From my research, I can surmise the evidence that Hamilton detested the institution of slavery with fervor, but whenever the issue of slavery threatened to conflict with Hamilton's central political tenet of property rights, his belief in the promotion of American interests, or his own personal ambition, Hamilton submitted to these motivations over opposing slavery. Hamilton saw the hypocrisy of the North American slaveholders who asserted that all men had a right to be free, but never acted on it outside of his own writing. Enough! (Or it could be too late!) I never wanna do this anymore!

For real, for real this time {Give it a little time} [Why?] For real, for real, for real this time (Bitch, I cannot fall short) [Listen!] For real, for real, for real this time (Yeah, yeah) For real, for real, for real this time 'Cause you make my earth quake [We could leave the lights on] Oh, you make my earth quake [Sun tan] Riding around, your love be shakin’ me up [We could get lunch] And it's making my heart break [Aw, man] 'Cause you make my earth quake [I think that I like you] Oh, you make my earth quake (Earthquake, ooh) {You do?} [Yeah] Riding around, your love be shakin’ me up And it's making my heart break [But something bugs me 'bout the way you lick your envelopes, so...] Don't leave [I'm out on the block again] It's my fault [So hopped up that I can't pretend] Don't leave [Two time] It's my fault [Stay friends, problem that you can't defend] Don't leave [Hands up, feel okay] It's my fault (Girl) [Whose heart could I break today?] ’Cause when it all comes crashing down [Two time] I’ll need you [Stay friends, problem that you can't defend] 'Cause you make my earth quake Oh, you make my earth quake Riding around, you’re telling me something is bad And it's making my heart break 'Cause you make my earth quake, oh, you make my earth quake (Earth quake, yeah) Riding around, your love be shakin' me up And it’s making my heart break (You already know) We ain't gotta ball, D. Rose, huh I don't give a fuck 'bout none', huh Beamin' like fuck my lungs, huh Just might call my lawyer, huh [Slip me in your pocket] Plug gon' set me up, huh (Yeah) Bih', don't set me up (Okay) [Chicka-chew the way out] I'm with Tyler, yuh (Slime) He ride like the car, huh [Oh man, was that your last piece of gum?] And she wicked, huh, yuh {Come on!} Like Woah Vicky, huh, yeah (Like Woah Vicky) [But we both wanted some!] Oh, my God, hold up, um Diamonds not Tiffany, huh, yeah (Woah, woah) [I know, and you can get in the hole too] So in love [E-R, what can you say] So in love [I never read the package anyway] Don't leave [I'm out on the block again] It's my fault (Fault) [So hopped up that I can't pretend] Don't leave [Two time] It's my fault [Stay friends, problem that you can't defend] Don't leave [Hands up, feel okay] It's my fault (Ayy) [Whose heart could I break today?] 'Cause when it all comes crashing down [Two time] I'll need you (Ayy, ayy) [Stay friends, problem that you can't defend] 'Cause you make my earth quake [I'm out on the block again] I don't want no confrontation, no [So hopped up that I can't pretend] You don't want my conversation (I don't want no conversation) [Two time] I just need some confirmation on how you feel (For real) [Stay friends, problem that you can't defend] You don't want no complication, no [Hands up, feel okay] I don't want no side information (I don't want no side information) [Whose heart could I break today?] I just need to know what's happening [Two time] 'cause I'm for real (For real) [Stay friends, problem that you can't defend] I said don't leave, it's my fault (One) I said don't leave, it's my fault (Two, two) Don't leave, it's, it's my fault, girl (Three, three, three) Don't, do-do-do-do-do, I need-

Mbmbam. M bm bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bm bmbm M bm bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bm bmbm M bm bam m bam bam bmbm bm bam bam bm bam bmbambmbambambmbambambmbambam M bm bam m bam bam bmbm bm bam bam bm bam bmbambmbambambmbambambmbambam Unabort the abortee, kick ‘em outta new york if you’re feeling sporty This Chinese Banshee’s tryna fuck, so hands up if you wanna get nasty Due report, short circuit in the pork roll. Your fort is full of assholes Tell my girls that, you know, we’re mad, we’re bad, and we’re gonna get fancy My face is the front of shop My face is the real shop front My shop is the face I front I'm real when I shop my face Artificial bloom Hydroponic skin Chemical release Synthesize the real Plastic surgery Social dialect Positive results Documents of life Oh!

Yeah, I know I'm a king (Nothing new) Stock on my shoulder, I was sinkin' (Nothing new) I ain't know that I could leave (Nothing new, nothing new) Papa called me chief (Little less) Gotta keep it brief (Little less) Locked and load, I can see you lyin' through your teeth (Little less, little less) Fingers on my soul, this is 23 (Nothing new, nothing new) Blood in the water, I was walkin' in my sleep (Nothing new, nothing new) Blood on my father, I forgot another dream (Little less, little less) I was playin' with the magic, hide blessings in my sleeve (Little less, little less) Yeah, I know I'm a king, stock on my shoulder, I was sinkin' (Walk away, walk away) I ain't know that I could leave (Walk away, walk away) Papa called me chief (Nobody cares) Gotta keep it brief (Nobody cares) Locked and load, I can see you lyin' through your teeth (Nobody cares, nobody cares) Fingers on my soul, this is 23 (Walk away, walk away) Blood in the water, I was walkin' in my sleep (Walk away, walk away) Blood on my father, I forgot another dream (Nobody cares, nobody cares) I was playin' with the magic, hide blessings in my sleeve (Nobody cares, nobody cares) Yeah, I know I'm a king, stock on my shoulder, I was sinkin' (I don’t care, I don’t care) I ain't know that I could leave (I don’t care, I don’t care) Papa called me chief (We don’t care) Gotta keep it brief (We don’t care) Locked and load, I can see you lyin' through your teeth (We don’t care, we don’t care) Fingers on my soul, this is 23 (I don’t care, I don’t care) Blood in the water, I was walkin' in my sleep (I don’t care, I don’t care) Blood on my father, I forgot another dream (We don’t care, we don’t care) I was playin' with the magic, hide blessings in my sleeve (We don’t care, we don’t care) Yeah, I know I'm a king, stock on my shoulder, I was sinkin' (I asked you, I asked you) I ain't know that I could leave (I asked you, I asked you) Papa called me chief (Life is sad) Gotta keep it brief (Life is sad) Locked and load, I can see you lyin' through your teeth (Life is sad, life is sad) Fingers on my soul, this is 23 (I asked you, I asked you) Blood in the water, I was walkin' in my sleep (I asked you, I asked you) Blood on my father, I forgot another dream (Life is sad, life is sad) I was playin' with the magic, hide blessings in my sleeve (Life is sad, life is sad) Fear is the mindkiller Fuck the police! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck the police! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck the police! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck the police! Example, scene one. Capitalism stole Capitalism stole Capitalism stole My virginity I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath Scared to rock the boat and make a mess So I sat quietly, agreed politely I guess that I forgot I had a choice I let you push me past the breaking point I stood for not a thing, so I fell for everything You held me down, but I got up (hey) Already brushing off the dust You hear my voice, your hear that sound Like thunder, gonna shake the ground You held me down, but I got up (hey) Get ready cause I had enough I see it all, I see it now I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter (The eye of the tiger) Dancing through the fire Cause I am a champion, and you’re gonna hear me roar (The eye of the tiger) Louder, louder than a lion Cause I am a champion, and you’re gonna hear me roar (The eye of the tiger) Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh You’re gonna hear me roar (The eye of the tiger) (The eye of the tiger) Life is a historical illusion (Bangarang!) Life is a hysterical delusion (Bangarang!) Life is a historical illusion (Bangarang!) Life is a hysterical delusion (Bangarang!) Life is a historical illusion (Bangarang!) Life is a hysterical delusion (Bangarang!) Life is a historical illusion (Bangarang!) Life is a hysterical delusion (Bangarang!) How do you feel? Life is sad, life is sad, life is sad, life is sad, life is sad, life is sad, life is sad, life is sad, life is sad, life is sad

Singin' don't worry About a thing 'Cause every little thing Gonna be alright Singin' don't worry About a thing 'Cause every little thing Gonna be alright Singin' don't worry About a thing 'Cause every little thing Gonna be alright Singin' don't worry About a thing 'Cause every little thing Gonna be alright

99 red balloons floating in the summer sky Panic bells it's red alert There's something here from somewhere else The war machine it springs to life Opens up one eager eye Focusing it on the sky as 99 red balloons go by Needless to say, I keep it in check She was a bad-bad, nevertheless (Yeah) Callin' it quits now, baby, I'm a wreck (Wreck) Crash at my place, baby, you're a wreck (Wreck) Needless to say, I'm keeping in check She was a bad-bad, nevertheless Callin' it quits now, baby, I'm a wreck Crash at my place, baby, you're a wreck If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe I'd been married a long time ago Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe? If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe I'd been married a long time ago Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYAYYYYAAAAGGGHHH I play Pokemon Go everyday I play Pokemon Go I play Pokemon Go everyday I play Pokemon Go Hajimete deatta toki kara Yokan ni sawagu kokoro no Melody Tomerarenai tomaranai na-ze Todokete Setsunasa ni wa namae o tsukeyou ka "Snow halation" Omoi ga kasanaru made matezu ni kuyashii kedo sukitte junjou Binetsu no naka tameratte mo dame da ne Tobikomu yuuki ni sansei mamonaku Start!! Oto mo naku kehai mo naku Shizuka ni unmei wa kawaru Korekara no mirai ni mune no kodou ga hayaku naru Tatoeba komatta toki ni wa Tatoeba komatta toki ni wa Sugu kaketsukete dakishimetakute Doko ni ite mo dokodemo Fly high SOME body once told me the world is gonna roll me (Baby, baby, baby, oh, like) I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed (Baby, baby, baby, oh, like) She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb (Baby, baby, baby, oh) In the shape of an "L" on her forehead (Thought you'd always be mine) Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming (Baby, baby, baby, oh, like) and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming (Baby, baby, baby, oh, like) and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming (Baby, baby, baby, oh) and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming (Thought you'd always be mine) Awwhawhaw! Aw, that's hot! That's hot!