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Brasil
04:10
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Is it working? (Hey friends!)
Am I live?
Oh my gosh, this is so weird. Hi! (Just decided to hop on YouTube!)
There's two people on here, how's it going? (Go live, and say hi to everyone.)
This is so weird. I've never done this before, so I don't even know, like, what I'm looking at right now. (Oh- they're cutting grass. Shnikies. Why does this always happen to me.) [Hey, Raka! How are you?]
How are you guys? (But it's been awhile, and uh, I haven't put out any videos so I decided to say hi to everyone, you know?) [Hey, Miss Angie!]
Oh, I got a text, sorry. (I see a couple people hopping in now. Oh hey Ashley! Frankie! Matthew! Little Sailor Moon! Crin! Melissa!) [Hey Peggy, hey Kathy! Welcome here y'all!]
Hi! From Mexico? That's awesome! I miss Mexico. (Oh! The Keanes! From Mr. Keane's Wild Ride!)
Think I'm gonna do my makeup today, just like, a little natural look. Hi! (Magica Michigan? Aw, thanks guys! The Mickey Bunch is in here) [Hey Cindy, hey Sandra!]
Brazil, where hearts were entertaining June
We stood beneath an amber moon
And softly murmured "Someday soon"
Boy, you got my heartbeat running away
Beating like a drum and it's coming your way
Can't you hear that boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass?
He got that super bass
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
Yeah, that's that super bass
We kissed
It's been one week since you looked at me
Dropped your arms to the sides and said, "I'm sorry"
Five days since I laughed at you and said
"You just did just what I thought you were gonna do"
Three days since the living room
We realized we're both to blame but what could we do?
Yesterday, you just smiled at me
'Cause it'll still be two days 'til we say we're sorry
It'll still be two days 'til we say we're sorry
It'll still be two days 'til we say "Wasabi"
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie
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2. |
Steven Moffat is a Hack
01:01
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3. |
Mister King
02:49
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I'm Mr. King Dice, I'm the gamest in the land
I never play nice, I'm the Devil's right hand man
I can't let you pass 'cause you ain't done everything
Bring me those contracts, come on, bring 'em to the king
Guess my pants, do my dance
Spin around, bitch, you could kiss my ass
Never seen a n---a in this much Raf
Still doin' math when I miss my class
Was it Summertime '06, had the Number (N)ine
N---a, never mind, was another time before Vince
Had the Gucci gold tips with the letterman
N---a, dollar sign was my favorite number at the time
Fresh freshmen 'til they skipped my ass
Senior citizen, don't forget my pass
Been that n---a and you knew that there
Make the dick disappear, how she do that there?
If you haven't finished your task, haven't worked assiduously
No, I cannot you let you pass, don't you mess with me
Don't mess with King Dice (Don't mess with King Dice)
Don't mess with me (Don't mess with him)
Don't mess with King Dice (Don't mess with King Dice)
Don't mess with me!
I got the magic stick
I'm a freak to the core
Get a dose once, you gon' want some more
My tongue touch ya girl, ya toes bound to curl
This exclusive shit I don't share with the world
I have you up early in the mornin, moanin
Back shot proper, the law can't stop us
Been a fiend for this since Rakim made hits
Get the position down pat, then it's time to switch
I'm Mr. King Dice, heed just what I say
The Devil has his price and I'll make sure you pay
I don't have time to mess 'round and I hope you will agree
Bring me those contracts, pronto, don't you mess with me
Don't mess with King Dice (Don't mess with King Dice)
Don't mess with me (Don't mess with him)
Don't mess with King Dice (Don't mess with King Dice)
Don't mess with me!
...the one lying on its side behind me now,
were hydrogen and oxygen.
If you release those two gasses into a confined space with a hole at the other end of it,
and mix them as you do so,
and then set light to them,
you get...
That.
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4. |
The Planets or Peking
01:31
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Destination:
The Moon, or Moscow.
The planets, or Peking.
Tell me now 'cause I don't know
Let it die or let it grow
How could anyone absorb this type of absence?
Feel it all or feel nothing
Breathe it out or keep it in
Nothing screams so loud as unintended silence
Zardoz, your god, gave you the gift of the gun.
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5. |
Very Normal Human Cinema
00:07
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The gun is good.
(The gun is good!)
The penis is evil!
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6. |
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(JS16 verse cannot be transcribed)
Another dimension, another dimension
Another dimension, another dimension
Another dimension, another dimension
Another dimension, another dimension
Apple bottom jeans
Boots with the jeans
The whole club was lookin at jeans
She hit the jeans
Next thing you jeans
Shawty got jeans, jeans, jeans, jeans, jeans, jeans, jeans, jeans
Baggy sweat pants
And the Reeboks with the pants
She turned around and gave that big booty a pants
She hit the pants
Next thing you pants
Shawty got pants, pants, pants, pants, pants, pants, pants, pants
The dream of the 90s is alive in Portland
Bill Nye the Science Guy!
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7. |
Cheryl Stelli - Elmetric
04:34
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Shake that thing!
You got to just show your thing!
I want you to shake that thing!
You got to just show your thing!
Can't get fresher than this!
Drop it!
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8. |
Lithium Hydroxide
01:14
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How you doing there, Aquarius?
We're doing good.
Okay, once you get two guys available there, you could construct one of these lithium hydroxide rigs. Uh, I'd like you to get the materials together and we can go through the steps together.
Okay, sounds good, and uh, how do you read me now?
Well essentially, according to the plan we've got, you got up about three or four hours early, and uh, the next time that we have as a rest period for you is at 96 hours, which is seven hours from now, and and hour before that, let's say 95 hours, all three of you would eat, and then you and Jack would hit the sack again and Fred would have the duty until 102 hours. We'd be glad to take care of this work-rest cycle for you.
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9. |
Brospeed
02:59
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Your life as it has been is over!
Activate radio contact with the outside!
Watch this!
Damn! Beatdown!
That's crazy!
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10. |
Spaceflower
01:00
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No shit!
"A Sincere Sneer: That's What Abstract Art Can Be."
"There Is Sometimes Someone Who Benefits From Someone Thinking Something Is True, When It Isn't."
"Race is Like the Wrapping Paper on a Present."
"I Have a New Ideology. It's Called Distributionism, and it's Not Like the Previous Distrubutism."
These are some of the things you can expect from me, as well as psychology, in my blog, "Peace, Love, and Bureaucracy".
I don't mind people using my quotes.
I don't even mind people not saying they're using my quotes.
But calling your website "Peace, Love, and Bureaucracy" causes problems for me when I try to get people to notice my work.
I'm a ghost!
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Shawty's like a melody in my head
That I can't keep out, got me singin' like (ayy!)
Na-na-na-na, everyday
It's like my iPod stuck on replay (J-J-J-JR), replay
Remember the first time we met?
You was at the mall wit' yo' friend
I was scared to approach ya, but then you came closer
Hopin' you would give me a chance
Who would have ever knew
That we would ever be more than friends?
We're real worldwide, breaking all the rules
She like a song played again and again
That girl, like somethin' off a poster
That girl, is a dime they say
That girl, is a gun to my holster
And she's running through my mind all day, ayy
Shawty's like a melody in my head
That I can't keep out, got me singin' like (Ayy)
Na-na-na-na, everyday
It's like my iPod stuck on replay, replay-ay-ay-ay
Shawty's like a melody in my head
That I can't keep out, got me singin' like (Ayy)
Na-na-na-na, everyday
It's like my iPod stuck on replay, replay-ay-ay-ay
Ayy!
Shawty's like a melody in my head
That I can't keep out, got me singin' like (Ayy)
Na-na-na-na, everyday
It's like my iPod stuck on replay, replay-ay-ay-ay (Oh)
Shawty's like a melody in my head
That I can't keep out, got me singin' like (Ayy)
Na-na-na-na, everyday
It's like my iPod stuck on replay, replay-ay-ay-ay
I can be your melody
Oh, girl, I could write you a symphony
The one that could fill your fantasies
So come baby girl, let's sing with me, ayy
I can be your melody
Oh, girl, I could write you a symphony
The one that could fill your fantasies
So come baby girl let's sing with me, ayy
Na, na-na, na-na, na-na
Na-na, na-na, na-naa
Shawty got me singin'
Na, na-na, na-na, na-na
Na-na, na-na, na-naa
Now she got me singin'
Shawty's like a melody in my head
That I can't keep out, got me singin' like (Ayy)
Na-na-na-na, everyday
It's like my iPod stuck on replay, replay-ay-ay-ay (Ayy)
Shawty's like a melody in my head (Like a melody)
That I can't keep out, got me singin' like (Hey, ayy)
Na-na-na-na, everyday
It's like my iPod stuck on replay, replay-ay-ay-ay
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12. |
Hey All
01:12
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Maybe Rover is not in fact a dog at all. Sleeping by the doctor...
Doctor, he's smarter than you will ever be! He's been to the dog store! They're extraterrestrials who also have been seen in-
HEY ALL, SCOTT HERE!
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13. |
Eyye
04:40
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Eyye
Mario, Wario, Lucario!
Why don't we begin again?
Sometimes you don't understand
Is it as good, understand
Sometimes you don't understand (I fell in love, fell in love)
Is it as good, understand (But that's okay 'cause we in love)
Sometimes you don't understand (Oh my God, I fell in love)
Is it as good, understand (I fell in love with the love)
Sometimes you don't understand (Show me love, I give you love)
Is it as good, understand (Fell in love, I fell in love)
I want in for the love
Just show me love, just show me love
I fell in love, I fell in love
And that's okay 'cause I'm in love
We in that bed, give me head
I want that just to stay
Close your eye, don't shed no tear
Keep it dark, close the shade
24 Hour Party People
Don't sleep don't drink don't eat like we do
I'll leave you be if you leave me be too
But I can't see you, when you need to
Get in trouble, you just wanna get in trouble
Do the hustle, everybody do the hustle
Get in trouble, you just love to get in trouble
Do the hustle, everybody do the hustle
My modus operandi don't involve ganja booze or beer
Party favors after shows, dressing rooms full of those
Players looking to propose a toast nope
I been around the world but like my bedroom the most
Though you know I won't go away
I got the golden voice even a ventriloquist couldn't throw away
I need understanding, my presence is demanding
Buy some merch and maybe I can spend it on a stand-in
1 Mello, cuz the 2 is seeing double (I'm off the pills, you on that lean)
After about 3 drinks so b4 I get into trouble (You fuck me slowly, uh, girl, do your thing)
Slap you 5 and grab a taxi, don't even have to ask me (Let's take some pictures, let's take some scenes, huh)
If I'm tired y'all stay wired like old telephones (Playboy, huh, magazine, huh)
I need my time alone in my home, create my zone (She got her panties off with no T, huh)
Prone cuddlin' with an old movie on and I'm gone (She got her titties out, she wanna tease, huh)
So if you callin' me to come back to the streets and get freaked (She tatted up now, I see you see, huh)
Please I ain't even trying to compete (I know you see, I know you see I see)
24 Hour Party People (You know I want that bitch, I wanna eat, I eat)
Don't sleep don't drink don't eat like we do (I wanna lick it up, I wanna fuckin' eat)
I'll leave you be if you leave me be too (I wanna freeze you up, I want them diamonds blingin')
But I can't see you, when you need to (I want it all on you, I want you all on me, ooh)
Hit me!
When the four corners of this cocoon collide
You’ll slip through the cracks hopin' that you’ll survive
Gather your wit, take a deep look inside
Are you really who they idolize?
To pimp a butterfly
I love to fly
It's just, you're alone
With the peace and quiet, nothing around you but clear, blue sky
No one to hassle you
No one to tell you where to go or what to do
The only bad part about flying is having to come back down to the fucking world
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14. |
fem - Fodder to Earth
03:21
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Had dust inside their wings
A bird fell to earth, reincarnated from her birth
She had fodder in her wings
She had dust inside her brains
She flitted here and there
With fodder in her wings
And dust inside her wings
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15. |
Catastrophe
06:50
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Hey! The show's starting!
Dansa med oss
Klappa era händer
Gör som vi gör
Ta några steg åt vänster
Lyssna och lär
Missa inte chansen
Nu är vi här med
Caramelldansen
O-o-oa-oa
O-o-oa-oa, a-a
O-o-oa-oa
O-o-oa-oa, a-a
Hey Saturday night
Entice us with the future
Say our destiny's a shopping mall, well we gon' be the looters
Tell us that this feeling can’t be captured by computers (It's hard to look right at your baby)
And this chapter won't conclude us, we gon' get back all the gouda (Well here's my number, so call me maybe)
Hey Saturday night, put it right under our tongues (Hey I just met you, and this is crazy)
And shotgun kiss streetlights into our lungs (But here's my number, so call me maybe)
Yell out "fuck the cover charge, we gon' get in with no funds” (And all the other boys try to chase me)
Swindle us some shots o rum (But here's my number, so call me maybe)
Get our felonies expunged (And we'll be alright)
Hey Saturday night, fill our bodies with the wind (Revolution lovers)
And watch which direction you pointin' that pistol in (And we'll be alright)
The hair raised on my skin, the grin used to contend (Revolution lovers)
The gin goes to my lips, you whisper we will win (And we'll be alright)
Hey Saturday night, (we in the spot) you mix the weed with the neon (Revolution lovers)
We bouts to make a moment that's gon' lead into eons (And we'll be alright)
Sing along make us believe we are phenoms (Revolution lovers)
Tag it on the wall 'cause it's a screed we can lean on
Hey Saturday night
(I make my money on my own, yeah
Wakin' up five in the morning, yeah
Throwin' money in the oven, yeah
Fuck sleep and his cousin, yeah
I've been on a roll, yeah
I spend my money like it's stolen, yeah
Shit, I'm already broke and it's only 7:45 in the morning)
Hey Saturday night
(Goddamn, what the fuck? (Lets go, lets ride)
Feel like I'm not good enough (hands up, lets go, lets ride)
Get off of me, I swear I'll do it all (lets go, lets ride)
If you only gotta car, no problem
No tomorrow
If you only got the bread, then hope you gon' follow)
Will I quit, will I quit?
They claim that I'm violent, but still I kick
Representin', never give up on a good thing
Wouldn't stop it if we could it's a hood thing
And now I'm like a major threat
'Cause I remind you of the things you were made to forget
Bring the noise to all my boys
Know the real from the bustas and the decoys
And if ya hustle like a real G
Pump ya fists if ya feel me, holla if ya hear me
Learn to survive in the nine-tre'
I make rhyme pay, others make crime pay
Whatever it takes to live and stand
'Cause nobody else'll give a damn
So we live like caged beasts
Waitin' for the day to let the rage free
Still me 'til they kill me
I love it when they fear me
Holler if ya hear me!
Mmm, yeah
Mmm, yeah
(So-so-so-so-solo)
I'm feelin' like a star, you can't stop my shine
I'm lovin' Cloud City, my head's in the sky
I'm Solo, I’m Han Solo
I'm Han Solo, I'm Han Solo, Solo
Yeah, I'm feelin' good tonight
Finally feelin' free and it feels so right, oh
Time to do the things I like
Gonna see a princess, everything's all right, oh
No Jabba to answer to
Ain't a fixture in the palace zoo, no
And since the carbonite's off me
I'm livin' life now that I'm free, yeah
Told me, get myself together
Now I got myself together, yeah
Now I made it through the weather
Better days are gonna get better
I'm so happy the carbonite is gone, I'm movin' on
I'm so happy that it's over now, the pain is gone
I'm puttin' on my shades to cover up my eyes
I'm jumpin' in my ride, I'm headin' out tonight
I'm Solo, I'm Han Solo
I'm Han Solo, I'm Han Solo, Solo
I'm pickin' up my blaster, puttin' it on my side
I'm jumpin' in my Falcon, Wookiee at my side
I'm Solo, I'm Han Solo
I'm Han Solo, I'm Han Solo, Solo
Yeah
I'm Han Solo, I'm Han Solo, Solo
Ô, abre a cortina do passado;
Tira a mãe preta do cerrado;
Bota o rei congo no congado.
Brasil!... (Brasil!)
It is 12:30. I've been on here for an hour and a half now, hour and a half now. (Uh, we're gonna get through this, you know?) [Um, is Domino your cat or dog? He is my dog, and he, um he is next to me.]
I'm going to clock off now! I'll try to keep the video up if I can, I have to figure out how this live works. (I'm excited, you know? Just to be able to uh, get back to normal. And I can't wait to get more videos out.) [He's a Schnauzer terrier, and bein' outside and just sitting here, he is not, he is not happy.]
But thank you so much for all of you joining me today for my very first live on my channel. I had fun. (I'm still here! Don't think I disappeared! But thanks for hanging out with us.) [But anyway I love y'all. Y'all have a blessed, wonderful night. If someone goes up, I'll jump on there tonight.]
It was different, but we did it, so, thank you so much, I love you all, bye. (Alright guys. I'll see you all. Bye guys!) [So, I will see y'all later, have a blessed day, bye.]
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Allison Fleischer Maple Valley, Washington
(note: this discog is mostly chronological, but non-recent singles are at the end below Longtrack 2 to avoid clutter)
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