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Catastrophe

by Allison Fleischer

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1.
Brasil 04:10
Is it working? (Hey friends!) Am I live? Oh my gosh, this is so weird. Hi! (Just decided to hop on YouTube!) There's two people on here, how's it going? (Go live, and say hi to everyone.) This is so weird. I've never done this before, so I don't even know, like, what I'm looking at right now. (Oh- they're cutting grass. Shnikies. Why does this always happen to me.) [Hey, Raka! How are you?] How are you guys? (But it's been awhile, and uh, I haven't put out any videos so I decided to say hi to everyone, you know?) [Hey, Miss Angie!] Oh, I got a text, sorry. (I see a couple people hopping in now. Oh hey Ashley! Frankie! Matthew! Little Sailor Moon! Crin! Melissa!) [Hey Peggy, hey Kathy! Welcome here y'all!] Hi! From Mexico? That's awesome! I miss Mexico. (Oh! The Keanes! From Mr. Keane's Wild Ride!) Think I'm gonna do my makeup today, just like, a little natural look. Hi! (Magica Michigan? Aw, thanks guys! The Mickey Bunch is in here) [Hey Cindy, hey Sandra!] Brazil, where hearts were entertaining June We stood beneath an amber moon And softly murmured "Someday soon" Boy, you got my heartbeat running away Beating like a drum and it's coming your way Can't you hear that boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass? He got that super bass Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass Yeah, that's that super bass We kissed It's been one week since you looked at me Dropped your arms to the sides and said, "I'm sorry" Five days since I laughed at you and said "You just did just what I thought you were gonna do" Three days since the living room We realized we're both to blame but what could we do? Yesterday, you just smiled at me 'Cause it'll still be two days 'til we say we're sorry It'll still be two days 'til we say we're sorry It'll still be two days 'til we say "Wasabi" Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie
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Mister King 02:49
I'm Mr. King Dice, I'm the gamest in the land I never play nice, I'm the Devil's right hand man I can't let you pass 'cause you ain't done everything Bring me those contracts, come on, bring 'em to the king Guess my pants, do my dance Spin around, bitch, you could kiss my ass Never seen a n---a in this much Raf Still doin' math when I miss my class Was it Summertime '06, had the Number (N)ine N---a, never mind, was another time before Vince Had the Gucci gold tips with the letterman N---a, dollar sign was my favorite number at the time Fresh freshmen 'til they skipped my ass Senior citizen, don't forget my pass Been that n---a and you knew that there Make the dick disappear, how she do that there? If you haven't finished your task, haven't worked assiduously No, I cannot you let you pass, don't you mess with me Don't mess with King Dice (Don't mess with King Dice) Don't mess with me (Don't mess with him) Don't mess with King Dice (Don't mess with King Dice) Don't mess with me! I got the magic stick I'm a freak to the core Get a dose once, you gon' want some more My tongue touch ya girl, ya toes bound to curl This exclusive shit I don't share with the world I have you up early in the mornin, moanin Back shot proper, the law can't stop us Been a fiend for this since Rakim made hits Get the position down pat, then it's time to switch I'm Mr. King Dice, heed just what I say The Devil has his price and I'll make sure you pay I don't have time to mess 'round and I hope you will agree Bring me those contracts, pronto, don't you mess with me Don't mess with King Dice (Don't mess with King Dice) Don't mess with me (Don't mess with him) Don't mess with King Dice (Don't mess with King Dice) Don't mess with me! ...the one lying on its side behind me now, were hydrogen and oxygen. If you release those two gasses into a confined space with a hole at the other end of it, and mix them as you do so, and then set light to them, you get... That.
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Destination: The Moon, or Moscow. The planets, or Peking. Tell me now 'cause I don't know Let it die or let it grow How could anyone absorb this type of absence? Feel it all or feel nothing Breathe it out or keep it in Nothing screams so loud as unintended silence Zardoz, your god, gave you the gift of the gun.
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The gun is good. (The gun is good!) The penis is evil!
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(JS16 verse cannot be transcribed) Another dimension, another dimension Another dimension, another dimension Another dimension, another dimension Another dimension, another dimension Apple bottom jeans Boots with the jeans The whole club was lookin at jeans She hit the jeans Next thing you jeans Shawty got jeans, jeans, jeans, jeans, jeans, jeans, jeans, jeans Baggy sweat pants And the Reeboks with the pants She turned around and gave that big booty a pants She hit the pants Next thing you pants Shawty got pants, pants, pants, pants, pants, pants, pants, pants The dream of the 90s is alive in Portland Bill Nye the Science Guy!
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Shake that thing! You got to just show your thing! I want you to shake that thing! You got to just show your thing! Can't get fresher than this! Drop it!
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How you doing there, Aquarius? We're doing good. Okay, once you get two guys available there, you could construct one of these lithium hydroxide rigs. Uh, I'd like you to get the materials together and we can go through the steps together. Okay, sounds good, and uh, how do you read me now? Well essentially, according to the plan we've got, you got up about three or four hours early, and uh, the next time that we have as a rest period for you is at 96 hours, which is seven hours from now, and and hour before that, let's say 95 hours, all three of you would eat, and then you and Jack would hit the sack again and Fred would have the duty until 102 hours. We'd be glad to take care of this work-rest cycle for you.
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Brospeed 02:59
Your life as it has been is over! Activate radio contact with the outside! Watch this! Damn! Beatdown! That's crazy!
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Spaceflower 01:00
No shit! "A Sincere Sneer: That's What Abstract Art Can Be." "There Is Sometimes Someone Who Benefits From Someone Thinking Something Is True, When It Isn't." "Race is Like the Wrapping Paper on a Present." "I Have a New Ideology. It's Called Distributionism, and it's Not Like the Previous Distrubutism." These are some of the things you can expect from me, as well as psychology, in my blog, "Peace, Love, and Bureaucracy". I don't mind people using my quotes. I don't even mind people not saying they're using my quotes. But calling your website "Peace, Love, and Bureaucracy" causes problems for me when I try to get people to notice my work. I'm a ghost!
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Shawty's like a melody in my head That I can't keep out, got me singin' like (ayy!) Na-na-na-na, everyday It's like my iPod stuck on replay (J-J-J-JR), replay Remember the first time we met? You was at the mall wit' yo' friend I was scared to approach ya, but then you came closer Hopin' you would give me a chance Who would have ever knew That we would ever be more than friends? We're real worldwide, breaking all the rules She like a song played again and again That girl, like somethin' off a poster That girl, is a dime they say That girl, is a gun to my holster And she's running through my mind all day, ayy Shawty's like a melody in my head That I can't keep out, got me singin' like (Ayy) Na-na-na-na, everyday It's like my iPod stuck on replay, replay-ay-ay-ay Shawty's like a melody in my head That I can't keep out, got me singin' like (Ayy) Na-na-na-na, everyday It's like my iPod stuck on replay, replay-ay-ay-ay Ayy! Shawty's like a melody in my head That I can't keep out, got me singin' like (Ayy) Na-na-na-na, everyday It's like my iPod stuck on replay, replay-ay-ay-ay (Oh) Shawty's like a melody in my head That I can't keep out, got me singin' like (Ayy) Na-na-na-na, everyday It's like my iPod stuck on replay, replay-ay-ay-ay I can be your melody Oh, girl, I could write you a symphony The one that could fill your fantasies So come baby girl, let's sing with me, ayy I can be your melody Oh, girl, I could write you a symphony The one that could fill your fantasies So come baby girl let's sing with me, ayy Na, na-na, na-na, na-na Na-na, na-na, na-naa Shawty got me singin' Na, na-na, na-na, na-na Na-na, na-na, na-naa Now she got me singin' Shawty's like a melody in my head That I can't keep out, got me singin' like (Ayy) Na-na-na-na, everyday It's like my iPod stuck on replay, replay-ay-ay-ay (Ayy) Shawty's like a melody in my head (Like a melody) That I can't keep out, got me singin' like (Hey, ayy) Na-na-na-na, everyday It's like my iPod stuck on replay, replay-ay-ay-ay
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Hey All 01:12
Maybe Rover is not in fact a dog at all. Sleeping by the doctor... Doctor, he's smarter than you will ever be! He's been to the dog store! They're extraterrestrials who also have been seen in- HEY ALL, SCOTT HERE!
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Eyye 04:40
Eyye Mario, Wario, Lucario! Why don't we begin again? Sometimes you don't understand Is it as good, understand Sometimes you don't understand (I fell in love, fell in love) Is it as good, understand (But that's okay 'cause we in love) Sometimes you don't understand (Oh my God, I fell in love) Is it as good, understand (I fell in love with the love) Sometimes you don't understand (Show me love, I give you love) Is it as good, understand (Fell in love, I fell in love) I want in for the love Just show me love, just show me love I fell in love, I fell in love And that's okay 'cause I'm in love We in that bed, give me head I want that just to stay Close your eye, don't shed no tear Keep it dark, close the shade 24 Hour Party People Don't sleep don't drink don't eat like we do I'll leave you be if you leave me be too But I can't see you, when you need to Get in trouble, you just wanna get in trouble Do the hustle, everybody do the hustle Get in trouble, you just love to get in trouble Do the hustle, everybody do the hustle My modus operandi don't involve ganja booze or beer Party favors after shows, dressing rooms full of those Players looking to propose a toast nope I been around the world but like my bedroom the most Though you know I won't go away I got the golden voice even a ventriloquist couldn't throw away I need understanding, my presence is demanding Buy some merch and maybe I can spend it on a stand-in 1 Mello, cuz the 2 is seeing double (I'm off the pills, you on that lean) After about 3 drinks so b4 I get into trouble (You fuck me slowly, uh, girl, do your thing) Slap you 5 and grab a taxi, don't even have to ask me (Let's take some pictures, let's take some scenes, huh) If I'm tired y'all stay wired like old telephones (Playboy, huh, magazine, huh) I need my time alone in my home, create my zone (She got her panties off with no T, huh) Prone cuddlin' with an old movie on and I'm gone (She got her titties out, she wanna tease, huh) So if you callin' me to come back to the streets and get freaked (She tatted up now, I see you see, huh) Please I ain't even trying to compete (I know you see, I know you see I see) 24 Hour Party People (You know I want that bitch, I wanna eat, I eat) Don't sleep don't drink don't eat like we do (I wanna lick it up, I wanna fuckin' eat) I'll leave you be if you leave me be too (I wanna freeze you up, I want them diamonds blingin') But I can't see you, when you need to (I want it all on you, I want you all on me, ooh) Hit me! When the four corners of this cocoon collide You’ll slip through the cracks hopin' that you’ll survive Gather your wit, take a deep look inside Are you really who they idolize? To pimp a butterfly I love to fly It's just, you're alone With the peace and quiet, nothing around you but clear, blue sky No one to hassle you No one to tell you where to go or what to do The only bad part about flying is having to come back down to the fucking world
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Had dust inside their wings A bird fell to earth, reincarnated from her birth She had fodder in her wings She had dust inside her brains She flitted here and there With fodder in her wings And dust inside her wings
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Catastrophe 06:50
Hey! The show's starting! Dansa med oss Klappa era händer Gör som vi gör Ta några steg åt vänster Lyssna och lär Missa inte chansen Nu är vi här med Caramelldansen O-o-oa-oa O-o-oa-oa, a-a O-o-oa-oa O-o-oa-oa, a-a Hey Saturday night Entice us with the future Say our destiny's a shopping mall, well we gon' be the looters Tell us that this feeling can’t be captured by computers (It's hard to look right at your baby) And this chapter won't conclude us, we gon' get back all the gouda (Well here's my number, so call me maybe) Hey Saturday night, put it right under our tongues (Hey I just met you, and this is crazy) And shotgun kiss streetlights into our lungs (But here's my number, so call me maybe) Yell out "fuck the cover charge, we gon' get in with no funds” (And all the other boys try to chase me) Swindle us some shots o rum (But here's my number, so call me maybe) Get our felonies expunged (And we'll be alright) Hey Saturday night, fill our bodies with the wind (Revolution lovers) And watch which direction you pointin' that pistol in (And we'll be alright) The hair raised on my skin, the grin used to contend (Revolution lovers) The gin goes to my lips, you whisper we will win (And we'll be alright) Hey Saturday night, (we in the spot) you mix the weed with the neon (Revolution lovers) We bouts to make a moment that's gon' lead into eons (And we'll be alright) Sing along make us believe we are phenoms (Revolution lovers) Tag it on the wall 'cause it's a screed we can lean on Hey Saturday night (I make my money on my own, yeah Wakin' up five in the morning, yeah Throwin' money in the oven, yeah Fuck sleep and his cousin, yeah I've been on a roll, yeah I spend my money like it's stolen, yeah Shit, I'm already broke and it's only 7:45 in the morning) Hey Saturday night (Goddamn, what the fuck? (Lets go, lets ride) Feel like I'm not good enough (hands up, lets go, lets ride) Get off of me, I swear I'll do it all (lets go, lets ride) If you only gotta car, no problem No tomorrow If you only got the bread, then hope you gon' follow) Will I quit, will I quit? They claim that I'm violent, but still I kick Representin', never give up on a good thing Wouldn't stop it if we could it's a hood thing And now I'm like a major threat 'Cause I remind you of the things you were made to forget Bring the noise to all my boys Know the real from the bustas and the decoys And if ya hustle like a real G Pump ya fists if ya feel me, holla if ya hear me Learn to survive in the nine-tre' I make rhyme pay, others make crime pay Whatever it takes to live and stand 'Cause nobody else'll give a damn So we live like caged beasts Waitin' for the day to let the rage free Still me 'til they kill me I love it when they fear me Holler if ya hear me! Mmm, yeah Mmm, yeah (So-so-so-so-solo) I'm feelin' like a star, you can't stop my shine I'm lovin' Cloud City, my head's in the sky I'm Solo, I’m Han Solo I'm Han Solo, I'm Han Solo, Solo Yeah, I'm feelin' good tonight Finally feelin' free and it feels so right, oh Time to do the things I like Gonna see a princess, everything's all right, oh No Jabba to answer to Ain't a fixture in the palace zoo, no And since the carbonite's off me I'm livin' life now that I'm free, yeah Told me, get myself together Now I got myself together, yeah Now I made it through the weather Better days are gonna get better I'm so happy the carbonite is gone, I'm movin' on I'm so happy that it's over now, the pain is gone I'm puttin' on my shades to cover up my eyes I'm jumpin' in my ride, I'm headin' out tonight I'm Solo, I'm Han Solo I'm Han Solo, I'm Han Solo, Solo I'm pickin' up my blaster, puttin' it on my side I'm jumpin' in my Falcon, Wookiee at my side I'm Solo, I'm Han Solo I'm Han Solo, I'm Han Solo, Solo Yeah I'm Han Solo, I'm Han Solo, Solo Ô, abre a cortina do passado; Tira a mãe preta do cerrado; Bota o rei congo no congado. Brasil!... (Brasil!) It is 12:30. I've been on here for an hour and a half now, hour and a half now. (Uh, we're gonna get through this, you know?) [Um, is Domino your cat or dog? He is my dog, and he, um he is next to me.] I'm going to clock off now! I'll try to keep the video up if I can, I have to figure out how this live works. (I'm excited, you know? Just to be able to uh, get back to normal. And I can't wait to get more videos out.) [He's a Schnauzer terrier, and bein' outside and just sitting here, he is not, he is not happy.] But thank you so much for all of you joining me today for my very first live on my channel. I had fun. (I'm still here! Don't think I disappeared! But thanks for hanging out with us.) [But anyway I love y'all. Y'all have a blessed, wonderful night. If someone goes up, I'll jump on there tonight.] It was different, but we did it, so, thank you so much, I love you all, bye. (Alright guys. I'll see you all. Bye guys!) [So, I will see y'all later, have a blessed day, bye.]

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released June 7, 2020

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