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released April 28, 2019

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Track Name: Jazz?
Put Gerard back.
Put Gerard back.
Put Gerard back.
Put Gerard back.

You need to shut the fuck up!
You need to shut the fuck up!
You need to shut the fuck up!
You need to shut the fuck up!

Oh my gosh it's Sans!
Oh my gosh it's Sans!
Oh my gosh it's Sans!
Oh my gosh it's Sans!

Ayo you know this boy's got his free taco.
Ayo you know this boy's got his free taco.
Ayo you know this boy's got his free taco.
Ayo you know this boy's got his free taco.

You've been looking at too much good art.

As you know, Kendrick Lamar just made history by becoming the first hip-hop artist to win the Pulitzer prize for music.

Ya like jazz?

Is it wickedness?
Is it wickedness?
Is it weakness?
Is it wickedness?

You've been hit by
You've been hit by
A smooth criminal
Track Name: Lo-Fi Hip-Hop Beats to Kill and Die To
He's a Phantom
Danny Phantom, Danny Phantom, Danny Phantom

Young Danny Fenton he was just 14
When his parents built a very strange machine
It was designed to view a world unseen
(He's gonna catch em all cause he's Danny Phantom)
When it didn't quite work, his folks they just quit
But then Danny took a look inside of it
There was a great big flash
Everything just changed
His molecules got all rearranged
(Phantom phantom)
When he first woke up he realized he had snow white hair
And glowing' green eyes
He could walk through walls, disappear, and fly
He was much more unique than the other guys
It was then Danny knew what he had to do
He gotta stop all the ghosts who were coming through
He's here to fight for me and you

He's gonna catch em all cause he's Danny Phantom

Slow, talking love the only way
It's got to just flow, making love and taking time to let it grow
Track Name: The CBT Experience
Cock and Ball Torture, from Wikipedia, the Free Encyclopedia, at en.wikipedia.org.

Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving torture of the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking.[1]

(Old days
Good times I remember
Fun days
Filled with ship of pleasure)

The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic Dominant.

[You’re so good
Modern day, oh
Jealous soul]

Image: Electrostimulation applied on a penis

(Drive-in movies
Comic books and blue jeans
Howdy Doody
Baseball cards and birthdays)

Contents:
Section 1: In pornography
Section 2: Ball stretcher
Section 3: Parachute
Section 4: Humbler
Section 5: Testicle cuff

[Oh yeah, alright
Hell yeah, that's tight]

(Take me back
To the world gone away
Memories
Seem like yesterday)

Section 1: In pornography

{Baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby}

In addition to its occasional role in BDSM pornography, Tamakeri (玉蹴り)(lit. ball kicking) is a separate genre in Japan. One notable actress in tamakeri is Erika Nagai, who typically uses her martial arts skills to knee or kick men in the testicles.

[I'm Boots Riley, they ain't merc'd me yet
Gon' get shit popping like Percocet
Got pent up anger that ain't surfaced yet
Two stepping like the boss dispersed the check]

Section 2: Ball stretcher

A ball stretcher is a sex toy that is fastened around a man in order to elongate the scrotum and provide a feeling of weight pulling the testicles away from the body.

While leather stretchers are most common, other models are made of steel rings that are fastened with screws, causing additional mildly uncomfortable weight to the wearer. The length of the stretcher may vary from 1-4 inches,[2] and the steel models can weigh as much as five pounds.[citation needed]

(Oh, old days
Good times I remember
Gold days
Days I'll always treasure)

Section 3: Parachute

A parachute is a small collar, usually made from leather, which fastens around the scrotum, and from which weights can be hung. Conical in shape, with three or four short chains hanging beneath, to which weights can be attached.

[This the part where we sang on top
Thought it was but it ain't gon' stop
Wanna keep her with you but the girl finna do
What the girl muthafuckin' wanna do]

(Funny faces
Full of love and laughter
Funny places
Summer nights and streetcars)

Used as part of cock and ball torture within a BDSM relationship, the parachute provides a constant drag, and squeezing effect on the man's testicles, moderate weights of 3–5 kg can be suspended, especially during bondage. Smaller weights can be used when the man is free to move, when the swinging effect of the weight can restrict sudden movements, as well as providing a visual stimulus for the dominant partner.

[I'm Boots Riley, they ain't merc'd me yet
Gon' get shit popping like Percocet
Got pent up anger that ain't surfaced yet
Two stepping like the boss dispersed the check
Imagine this hymn is a hand grenade
Asphalt sheet rock serenade
Jack and Coke is the marinade
But we sober up quick at the barricades
Joint in my mouth, pass the fire
Everything out they mouth is a pacifier
I'm not preaching, ask the choir
The green one, the red one, mash the wire
Capital camouflaged with fashion
Fasten the shelltoes on to the assassin
Dash in security, mall expansion
Whatever I wear, know I'm here to be clashin'
Oh yeah, alright
Hell yeah, that's tight
Oh yeah, alright
Hell yeah, that's tight
We came to bleed electricity
We came to bleed electricity]

(Take me back
To the world gone away
Our good memories
Seem like yesterday
Old days
Ah, ah, ah
Old days)

Section 4: Humbler

A humbler is a BDSM physical restraint device used to restrict the movement of a submissive male participant in a BDSM scene.

The humbler consists of a testicle cuff device that clamps around the base of the scrotum, mounted in the centre of a bar that passes behind the thighs at the base of the buttocks. This forces the wearer to keep his legs folded forward, as any attempt to straighten the legs even slightly pulls directly on the scrotum, causing from considerable discomfort to extreme pain.[3]

Section 5: Testicle cuff

A testicle cuff is a ring-shaped device around the scrotum between the body and the testicles
Track Name: Gun
Uh-huh, this my shit
All the girls stomp your feet like this

-- BEGIN DHMIS2 --

[Tony the Talking Clock]
Time is a tool you can put on the wall
Or wear it on your wrist
The past is far behind us;
The future doesn't exist

[Duck]
Oh

[Yellow Guy]
What's the time?

[Tony]
It's quarter to nine;
Time to have a bath

[Duck]
What do you mean?
We're already clean

[Tony]
Scrub, scrub, scrub 'til the water's brown
Time is a ruler to measure the day
It doesn't go backwards, only one way
Watch it go round like a merry-go-round
Time is a tool you can put on the wall
Or wear it on your wrist
The past is far behind us;
The future doesn't exist

[Duck]
Oh

[Yellow Guy]
What's the time?

[Tony]
It's quarter to nine;
Time to have a bath

[Duck]
What do you mean?
We're already clean

[Tony]
Scrub, scrub, scrub 'til the water's brown
Let's go on a journey
A journey through all time
A time that's changing all the time
It's time to go to time

[Red Guy]
But we don't really want to;
We're going to miss our show

[Tony]
Don't be stupid, friends
C'mon! It's time to go
Time is old like the Victorian times

[Street Vendor]
With cobbles and plague and speaking in rhyme

[Chimney Sweeper]
With cobbles and chimneys, a simpler time

[Sewer Person]
With cobbles and sawdust and batteries and slime

[Yellow Guy]
This tree that is old has circles inside

[Tony]
The tree that is older has shriveled and died

[Duck]
The apple that's fresh is ripe to the core

[Apple]
And I rot over time and I'm not anymore

[Tony]
Time can be told by the moon or the sun
But time flies fast when you're having fun...
Nnh!
There's a time and a place for mucking around!

[Duck]
Like birthdays!

[Red Guy]
And camping!

[Yellow Guy]
I'm friends with my dad

[Tony]
Time went new and got old like history
Stuff from the past went into a mystery

[Yellow Guy]
An old man died

[Tony]
But look! A computer!
Everything's cool! It's the future!

Time is now
The future anew
Look at all the wonderful things you can do
With gadgets and gizmos and email addresses

[Yellow Guy]
My dad is c-a com-computer

[Tony]
Look at the time!

-- END DHMIS2 --

I got a gun
No girls

Kirby with a gun!
Track Name: One Two
One, two

Three, four
Can I have a little more?
Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten
I love you
A B C D
Can I bring my friend to tea?
E F G H I J
I love you
Bom bom bom
Bompa bom, sail the ship
Bompa bom, chop the tree
Bompa bom, sail the ship
Bompa bom, chop the tree

Oatmeal, oatmeal, oat oat
Oatmeal, oatmeal, oat oat

Yoput one up shackle me, not clean logic procreation
I did not invent the wheel I was the crooked spoke adjacent
While the triple sixers lassos keep angels roped in the basement
I walk the block with a halo and a stick poking your patience

Ya'll catch a 30 second flash visual [So, it's magic]
Dirty cooperative Neptune blue head hurt splits [You know]
Ridiculous fathom the splicing of first generation [So, it's magic]
fuck up or trickle down anti hero smack (Cracking!) [You know]

This is the story of a girl

It's been one week since you've looked at me

Somebody once told me

The world is a vampire

I got another confession to make

Where my haters, where my haters?
I don't got 'em, I'm not famous, no
It don't matter what my name is
I don't got one, I'm not famous, no
And I don't hate it, no

This is how we do it

You've never heard of me
Or the weird shit I do and say
That's my favorite thing
That I'm not famous, no
And I'm never on TV
Throwing up on an LA street

Oatmeal, oatmeal, oat oat
Oatmeal, oatmeal, oat oat
Track Name: Pass the AUX
Know that I'm runnin' the game (Yeah)
Purple is all in my veins (Yeah)
Coppin' a couple of chains (Woah)
Throw it, I'm makin' it rain

Yo, how come everybody in the game wanna rap like you
With the played out flow
I've been in the back, killin' every damn track
And your rhymes all wack, how the fuck y'all blow?

Well, this shit is all I know (Uh)
Rappin' 'bout bitches and clothes (Yeah)
Gettin' unlimited hoes (Woah)
All of my diamonds are froze

Nah, you rap with venom and then you pack the rhythm
And every track will hit 'em and you blow
But you wack, a little bit, don't stack the syllables
You have to hit 'em with new flows

Like nah,

Pass me the AUX, quick quick quick quick quick.
Boom pa!

Rawr
​x3 nuzzles! pounces on you uwu you so warm (Ooo)
Couldn't help but notice your bulge from across the floor
Nuzzles yo' necky wecky-tilde murr-tilde hehe
Unzips yo baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky
Take me home, pet me, ’n' make me yours and don't forget to stuff me!
See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your buldgy-wuldgy!
Kissies 'n' lickies yo neck
I hope daddy likies
Nuzzles 'n' wuzzles yo chest (yuh)
I be (yeah) gettin' thirsty

Puppy eyes puppy eyes tearing claws spitting pride
Roll over! roll over! roll over! roll over!
Pretty please pretty play chase away chase away
Nasty nasty snapping nasty biting spitting nasty nasty
Hammer hammer teeth nails sit sit sit sit
Bitch won't beg bitch can't lick bitch can't do those clever tricks
Heel fetch run lie nasty nasty snapping nasty
See these eyes puppy eyes roll on over and die die

Boom pa!
Track Name: Gamer National Anthem
Nothing I can see but you
When you dance, dance, dance
Feeling good, good, creeping up on you
So just dance, dance, dance
Come on
All those things I shouldn't do
But you dance, dance, dance
And ain't nobody leaving soon
So keep dancing
I can't stop the fee-

Waiting for the bus
Where is the bus?
The bus is late
Waiting for the bus in the rain (in the rain)
When the bus come?
Where the bus at?
Got my bus pass
Bus in much better than a train (than a train)
Take phone pictures
While I’m waiting at the bus stop
Bus not here
Why the bus so late?
I’m waiting for the bus in the rain
Wishing I was on the bus
When the bus drive around your estate

Country roads
Let's-a go
It's-a me
Mario
Okie dokie
Mamma mia
Here we go
Mario

Love is all you need (Love is all you need)
Love is all you need (Love is all you need)
Love is all you need (Love is all you need)
Love is all you need (Love is all you need)

All about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble
I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble
I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass
Hey, I'm bringing booty back
Go ahead and tell them skinny bitches that
No, I'm just playing I know you think you're fat
But I'm here to tell you
Every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, tell somebody
You go tell somebody
Grandma told me
Get your money, Black man (Get your—Black man)
Get your money, Black man (Get your—Black man)
Get your money, Black man (Get your—Black man)
Get your money, Black man (Get your—Black man)
Black man

It's called a road, it's called a Rainbow Road
It is a road that you go
It's a road that you go
When you die

Hit or miss, I guess they never miss, huh?
You got a boyfriend, I bet he doesn't kiss ya (Mwah!)
He gon' find another girl and he won't miss ya
He gon' skrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa

Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Ridin' on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
My life is a movie
Bull ridin' and boobies
Cowboy hat from Gucci
Wrangler on my booty

Ayo you know this boy's got his free taco.
Ayo you know this boy's got his free taco.
Ayo you know this boy's got his free taco.
Ayo you know this boy's got his free taco.

Oh my gosh it's Sans!
Oh my gosh it's Sans!
Oh my gosh it's Sans!
Oh my gosh it's Sans!

You need to shut the fuck up!
You need to shut the fuck up!
You need to shut the fuck up!
You need to shut the fuck up!

Put Gerard back.
Put Gerard back.
Put Gerard back.
Put Gerard back.

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