Normally after a dense track like Light 6, I'd put a quieter track so people can decompress and the next intense track'll have more of an impact. But just this once, I decided to zag on 'em by instead ratcheting up the intensity even more. This track starts off really in-your-face, and just keeps on heating up until it finally explodes into an absolutely demented drop made by layering 3 ridiculous drops at once.
"Stupid Horse" is the obvious focus and namesake of the track, but I think the "Homeward Demon" sample's wild synths are crucial to the sense of overwhelming intensity that was needed to make this track work. If I'm going to make nightcore, I'm going all in.
The "Groove is in the Heart" sample at the end was put in because it's an in-joke in my friend group. I don't really know how popular it is to most people, but Deee-Lite is a fairly notable artist sooo sure.
lyrics
Pick it up!
Bet my money on a stupid horse, I lost that
So I ran out to the track to get my cash back
I just gotta leave this place with a big bag
So I found the fuckin' jockey and I grabbed that
Pushed him down to the ground and I punched him in his face (Oh baby, why don't you just meet me in the middle?)
Yeah, I stole his phone, that put him in his place (I'm losing my mind just a little)
Me and the horse, we ran out of the place (So why don't you just meet me in the middle?)
Then we took my Porsche back to my place (In the middle)
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche
Lost the money in my bank account, oh no (Like a homeward demon binding corpses to an elevator)
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche
Lost the money in my bank account, oh no (Like an unloved alien with nothing else to live for)
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche
Lost the money in my bank account, oh no (Like a blooming spider dances out of her conservatory)
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche
Lost the money in my bank account (Like a lowbrow cartoon that was banned in several countries)
Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assumin' I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman?
Innovative and I'm made of rubber so that anything you say is ricochetin' off of me and it'll glue to you and (Like a long lost sparkledog with passion in her colors blinding)
I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating (Like an ashened classroom derelict and all consuming)
Stupid horse and a ('Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated)
Swordfish dancer (I make elevating music, you make elevator music)
Bet my money on ("Oh, he's too mainstream.")
A fishnet carousel (Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it) [Like a prideful sparrow spears his song to all the village workers]
Go, go, go, go ("It's not hip-hop, it's pop,")
Go so fast now ('Cause I found a hella way to fuse it)
Go, go, go, go (With rock, shock rap with Doc)
Go so fast now (Throw on "Lose Yourself" and make 'em lose it) [Like a frightened animal with nowhere else to hide]
Racing horses at the derby
Why am I never getting lucky?
I never have any money
I never win any money
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche
Lost the money in my bank account, oh no
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche
Lost the money in my bank account, oh no
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche
Lost the money in my bank account, oh no
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche
Lost the money in my bank account
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche
Lost the money in my bank account, oh no
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche
Lost the money in my bank account
Welcome to the dawn of everything you can become
You will not know the reason yet of why you’re here
But you can bet that they will let you
Have the chance you'd be the master of the dance
I'll lead you up onto the floor
Where you will have the chance at more
Just by giving into groove to have a chance
You never move, you’re standing still up on the hill
It’s such a thrill you get the chills
The chance is nil, it’s gonna kill you in the end
You get bent out of shape, at this age, and escape
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