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Light 6

from Crime Party by Allison Fleischer

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This is where the album gets good; sometimes I feel like the whole thing is just to contextualize this and the track after it. There's so much going on here, all in service of creating a dense and percussive feel, but I have to specifically highlight the percussive loop I stitched together from Anthony Fantano making noises during his The Big Day review. Also am I the only one who remembers that Air Heads Bites commercial coming on YouTube way too often a few years ago?

The second half is grounded more by the MBDTF sample, and then hits you with everything at once. Despite all this complexity, my favorite part is still the Chance the Rapper spoof near the end. I had to listen to this many times as I worked on the album, but somehow that never stopped being funny to me. The very end is an explicit verbal setup for the next track that feels like a natural extension of this one, which is a pretty cool trick.

In conclusion, I will use Ben Shapiro's body like a fleshlight.

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Kanye West: "My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy".
Hi everyone. Anthony Fantano here, the internet's busiest music nerd.
It's time for an album review. An album that everyone has been BEGGING for.

On here, he puts both his strengths AND his flaws on display, and it kinda makes me wonder what his "Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy" is.
Is it...

Hit or miss, I bet he didn't miss, huh?
You got a boyfriend, I bet he doesn't kiss ya
You're doing something and you wanna frickeyaaaa
Ananahana hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa

AirHeads! Now bite size!
You can pop like this, and you can pop like that
You can play like this, or you can play like that
You can share like this, or you can share like that
We eat AirHeads Bites, 'cause bites are where it's at
AirHeads Bites: "Play delicious."

Boom boom baloom boom pa peow pa peow ba baloom boom!

So the, the musical case against rap, is that it's not actually a form of music, it's a, it's a form of rhythmic speaking.

Put me and Ben Shapiro in the cage. Watch what happens.
I will use Ben Shapiro's body like a fleshlight.
I will fuck the shit out of Ben Shapiro, bro.

Look like a fat booty Celine Dion
Sex is on fire, I'm the King of Leon-a Lewis
Beyond the truest, hey, teacher, teacher
Tell me how do you respond to students?
And refresh the page and restart the memory?
Re-spark the soul and rebuild the energy?
We stopped the ignorance, we killed the enemies
Sorry for the night demo-

The plan was to drink until the pain over
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
Fresh air, rollin' down the window
Too many Urkels on your team, that's why your wins low
Don't make me pull the toys out, huh
Don't make me pull the toys
And fire up the engines, huh
And then they make noise

Ooh, I love my wife
I love my wife, IGH
Let's go ride a bike
With my wife, IGH
My wife's real young, my wife's real small
Let's go to the beach and play with a beach ball
Praise Jesus, God, and my wife
Let's go to the beach and ride a bike
Ooh, I love my wife
I love-

*borat voice* MY WIFE

Here, here,
Here we go
Not funny!
Didn't laugh!

There's even a ska song on this project about a horse.
I feel like I'm dreaming.

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from Crime Party, released September 21, 2019

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Allison Fleischer Maple Valley, Washington

(note: this discog is mostly chronological, but non-recent singles are at the end below Longtrack 2 to avoid clutter)

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