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Very Normal Human Conversation

from Care by Allison Fleischer

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This track is just an unmodified Toyota Corolla commercial. Everything about it is super uncanny and off-putting. A lot of weird corporate worship, and I love that the CEO doesn't even offer him a job at the end.

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Mornin'! 'Dya feel like some coffee?
(What, are you just standing around handing out coffee to strangers at six a.m.?)
I always have a cup for who gets here first.
(YOU got here first.)
Yes, but, I don't work here yet.
(Then... why do you keep coming back?)
When I was in the service, my dad, he sent me this book, and it was written by the guy who started this company, and every word in the book, I mean... I wanted to be that guy. And when I got back, I thought the best way to learn would be to work here.
(You know, I wrote that book.)
...Yesss... I know that. Your picture's on the dust jacket.
(You know, I used to have a Corolla. An 85.)
...Yesss... That's... in the book.

[The Toyota Corolla is just the car to get you from A to B. When A is an intern, and B is the CEO.]

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from Care, released June 21, 2019

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Allison Fleischer Maple Valley, Washington

(note: this discog is mostly chronological, but non-recent singles are at the end below Longtrack 2 to avoid clutter)

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