I'm Mr. King Dice, I'm the gamest in the land
I never play nice, I'm the Devil's right hand man
I can't let you pass 'cause you ain't done everything
Bring me those contracts, come on, bring 'em to the king

Guess my pants, do my dance
Spin around, bitch, you could kiss my ass
Never seen a n---a in this much Raf
Still doin' math when I miss my class
Was it Summertime '06, had the Number (N)ine
N---a, never mind, was another time before Vince
Had the Gucci gold tips with the letterman
N---a, dollar sign was my favorite number at the time
Fresh freshmen 'til they skipped my ass
Senior citizen, don't forget my pass
Been that n---a and you knew that there
Make the dick disappear, how she do that there?

If you haven't finished your task, haven't worked assiduously
No, I cannot you let you pass, don't you mess with me
Don't mess with King Dice (Don't mess with King Dice)
Don't mess with me (Don't mess with him)
Don't mess with King Dice (Don't mess with King Dice)
Don't mess with me!

I got the magic stick
I'm a freak to the core
Get a dose once, you gon' want some more
My tongue touch ya girl, ya toes bound to curl
This exclusive shit I don't share with the world
I have you up early in the mornin, moanin
Back shot proper, the law can't stop us
Been a fiend for this since Rakim made hits
Get the position down pat, then it's time to switch

I'm Mr. King Dice, heed just what I say
The Devil has his price and I'll make sure you pay
I don't have time to mess 'round and I hope you will agree
Bring me those contracts, pronto, don't you mess with me

Don't mess with King Dice (Don't mess with King Dice)
Don't mess with me (Don't mess with him)
Don't mess with King Dice (Don't mess with King Dice)
Don't mess with me!

...the one lying on its side behind me now,
were hydrogen and oxygen.
If you release those two gasses into a confined space with a hole at the other end of it,
and mix them as you do so,
and then set light to them,
you get...

That.